Happy 19th birthday, Morgan!
I love you so much...I can't believe it's been a little over two years since we first met, it doesn't seem like that long at all.
I want you to know that you make me so happy -- without you I'd be nothing, you fill a hole in my life that would otherwise remain gaping and miserable.
You are the love of my life, the one that was meant just for me.
I love you more than anything, Wuff Wuff, and I'm so happy for you on your special day! We'll celebrate many more to come, I promise you!
From your Foxxy forever:
Christopher.
In case you haven't figured it out,
is way, way cooler than you.
He's even cooler than this
youtube.com/watch?v=8RrvjGR8P3… and that's one of the coolest things like...ever.
So in short, he's pretty fucking amazing -- and you aren't.